ANNOUNCEMENT AND REMINDER!
Sorry for the length but this is the whole grand plan shebang!

Did you have fun at Santarchy and want to rampage again?
Couldn’t stay for the whole thing? Did you MISS Santarchy? Join the Eros army
in DC for another chance at spreading joy and silliness and making an
ass of yourself in public!

“Cupid Cacophony” Valentine Rampage
Saturday, February 11, 2006
2:00 pm
MEETING SPOT: The steps of the National Gallery of Art

National Gallery of Art (West Building)
6th St. and Constitution Ave. NW
Washington, DC
20565
Closest Metro Station: Archives / Navy Memorial: Green and
Yellow Line

*SINGERS WANTED!
See website for suggested songbook/lyrics
Print your lyrics from here:
groups.yahoo.com/group/DC-...Cacophony/
go and click on FILES and open the word documents for Cupid Song
book or print from the website
www.geocities.com/cupidcacophony/home
You don’t HAVE to sing.....but cupid would love to have a chorus
for this cacophony
A map in word format is also in the files section.

****Schedule / Agenda (open to interpretation and adjustment)
******************
Times are approximate!
Get the cell phone number of someone you know who is going if
you need to catch up with us later. Goddess Cupid will have a phone but
no guarantees that the darn thing will work or I’ll hear it over all
the hoopla. Once we are in the bars, I most likely won’t hear it.
410*209*7663

2:00 pm – Cupids meet at Gallery of Art on the steps
Sing some songs, commiserate, give out
gifts

3:00 pm – March across the mall to the Carousel in front of the
Smithsonian Castle.
If it’s open – let’s RIDE!
Spread merriment to tourists

3:30 pm – Cupids fly to Washington Monument
Continue Merriment, sing, gift

4:00 pm – The Eros Army marches across the Ellipse towards the
White House for photo ops and “spreading some love”. Maybe we’ll pause
on the Ellipse for some shenanigans? It’s up to you!

4:30 / 5:00 pm – Serenade the White House. Cupids dance and
sing for cops maybe? Be silly, improvise street theatre, chant, or
express your political disgust if you like, but just don’t break the law or
piss off the secret service. Fellow cupids may end up assisting the
authorities in hand cuffing you should you decide to be an asshole.


5:00 / 5:30 pm – THE BOTTOM LINE SALOON - 1716 I St Nw
Time for food and beverages to quench
Cupid’s Thirst
Sing some naughty and anti-valentine
songs

6:30 / 7:00 pm - On our way to the next bar, Invade
VICTORIA'S SECRET (1050 Connecticut Ave NW) and ask: “ Is the reason
you don’t carry plus size lingerie because Victoria’s dirty secret is
that she has an eating disorder?” or just shout “Victoria is bigoted
against full figured women!” Don’t forget to give out some gifts! Good
location for giving out Condoms!

7:30 / 8:00 pm - The Bar Hop / Pub crawl truly begins!
First stop: LUCKY BAR!
1221 Connecticut Ave NW
Sing some naughty and anti-valentine
songs, drink, recruit strangers

*After Lucky’s –
Head towards Dupont Circle and maybe Adam’s Morgan to hit some
bars.

Suggested locations:
· Open to suggestions for visiting “naughty locations”
· The Big Hunt - 1345 Connecticut Ave. NW
· Bar Rouge - 1315 16th Street NW
· Club Chaos - 1603 17TH ST NW (Corner of 17th & Q
St. NW) Gay bar with great drag show!
· Black Cat - 1811 14th St NW
· Club Heaven and Hell - 2327 18th Street, NW
· Madam’s Organ - 2461 18th Street NW


2:00
am – Bars close. Now go home and sleep it off, you sluts!


THE RULES
1. If asked, cupid is responsible for it all: cupid planned
it, we are all cupid, cupid loves you, cupid pleads the
fifth.....ect...... If asked again, and you can’t think of anything witty to say,
just say you are promoting safe sex and give them a condom. That oughta
shut ‘em up.

2. Wear an appropriate costume. Be creative. Make something if
you have to: some form of Cupid, Angel, Pan/faun/satyr, Venus, Fairies,
Horny toads......
Something to think about:
A.) Most likely It will be cold. Or it could be freakishly warm
like it has been lately. Be prepared for MD/DC/VA weather from Sybil:
i.e. be prepared and dress for anything.
B.) Remember that if you do wear a pair of wings, make sure they
are flexible as you don't want to put anyone's eye out as you go in
and out of bars, etc. Don’t have wings but want them? Shit, make ‘em out
of cardboard or paper and duck tape them to your back if you have
to!!!
C.) Wear comfy shoes – we are going to do a lot of walking and
cupid does not want to hear other cupids wine about sore feet.

3. Cupid brings stuff to GIFT. Give out valentines, candy, advice,
kisses, hugs, flowers,
toys, condoms, whatever. BRING SOMETHING!!!!!!

4. Cupid will BE NICE and CLEAN when kids are around during the day.
Weirding out adults and making people laugh is good – traumatizing
children is not! Please keep the daytime outside fun at a rated G/PG
level unless you are sure no families are in ear shot of you. However,
Rated R + material, practical jokes, and dirty dancing are encouraged for
adults and at night time. When the sun goes down.....the freaks come
out at night!

5. Cupid obeys the law and does not piss off the cops. Other cupids
will not bail you out of jail. CUPID WILL NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. Take
metro, get a hotel room, bribe a friend to be a designated driver – or
stick with cola and Shirley temples.

6. Cupid brings money for eating and drinking and pays his /her own
damn bar tab. If Santa can do it, so can Cupid.

7. Cupid may shoot people with harmless soft NERF arrows and squishy
things but cupid will not hurt anyone.

8. Keep your diapers on!!! Cupid will not strip naked unless in an
establishment that permits such states of undress.

9. Cupid will PARTICIPATE, be gregarious and have fun!

10. Cupid can't think of any more rules. If you can think of
anything, email cupid at cupidcacophony@yahoo.com